Though the true spice of India lies in travelling by second sleeper, thinking of the following reasons thwarts the thought:
1. 1500 kms in second sleeper means irritation due to wailing babies around, frustration due to a young couple doing ahem... wat eva :), helplessness when an old uncle speaks non stop on familiar topics like shares, politics and embarrassment when he asks me my favorite topic and I reply Food :(:(
2. Company pays for 2nd AC , so why hurt our finance dept by turning down their offer ???
3. Exponential increase of temperature from Bangalore to Bhilai :)
4. Plug point ( though half the time not working ones) to charge mobile so that my boyfriend does not miss me :P
We had to take two trains, from Bangy-Nagpur and Nagpur to Durg.. Bangy to Nagpur was heaven travel.. These railway people did not have place in their stupid train from Nagpur-Durg for two hot and sexy girls :( So we had to take an open ticket and catch hold of TT to get some place to rest our tired ass which had travelled for one day already. The conversation bet my friend Nan and the TT :
Nan: Sir, we had booked our tickets thru internet.. It came to WL 4 and 5 and got cancelled.. We now have purchased a general ticket. can you arrange for some place in sleeper atleast.. even one seat would do (she s a poor disillusioned girl, thinkin both of us are size zero, but didn dare tell her anythin then, lest I should be roasted alive )
TT:yeh jo baajoo mein khade hain unka waiting 33 hai. maine unko mana kar diya. (roughly meaning the man here has waiting 33.. i refused him a seat, the inter-circuital meaning being, he needs money from us, more than what that man could offer)
Nan: teek hai sir, daal dijiye (and groped in her wallet for notes).
TT: 500+172 (172 being actual ticket fare..
She pays the price and we load ourselves and our luggage in the crystal latticed space available. Only to realise it was the TT s seat and his suitcase occupying half the seat allotted to us (side lower) and the guy opposite us giving us errr ahem bad looks (yeah.. I know his hormones are perfectly functional, so no issues there :))
The fried rice aroma packed tempts us to eat, but the you-know-wat smell tempts us to never touch food for next ten days.. Finally we reach home at twelve, stinking, sweating, thirsty, hungry to find out there s a power failure and water supply gone too :( This is how Preeti is treated when she herself feels like taking a look at water, never given a chance to being non hydrophobic :(:(
Rest in next guys and girls :):) Cheers till then :):)
11 comments:
We should thank dear railways for providing us with experience to blog, time and again
2nd class sleeper has the charger thing near the loo , na?
Too bad!
what happened to the normal functioning hormone guy who was sitting opposite you...
is is hormones functioning normally now?
Ur a pro at predicting if the guy's hormones work lle??naughty naughty gals.. :D u din accept ma awards.Check out the post on May 19.. :)
Nikhil
oh my.. i feel so :( to read ur travel tails.. i know the indian rails are pretty awful for sexy girls like you 2..
but the Bhilai job is even :(
but the job is job...
:P
Miss ya..
Its all ur fault p3.. who told u 2 buy the fucking waiting list tkt..? that too of a sleeper class..?? so i think u deserve the experience.. nex time try to book a flight.. u earn enough now...
i had heart that indian railways were famous but i never expected that much:P
awwe, bad bad water dept. preetzie darlin ko paani nahi diya!! all well now swts?
hoz u now preetz hope everything is well :)..miss ya love..
urs..hemu..
:)
Miss ya Preetz!
TC, stay happy and be well wherever u go :)
Keshi.
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