Sunday, November 16, 2008

I have 'ripped'... come on sip !!;)

From the title, if you are having fantasies of lecherous over dozes, haha gotcha!!:):)
This is yet another random rigmaroles of mine, a feast(!?!?) for all my friends and fans (yeah, the comments on my last post has got me disillusioned :):) and all you silent visitors, HUGS :), this is not a porn site:) to keep your visits secret, just leave a comment saying how my post was-bad worse or worst !!:):) ).
Have a sip of my ripped moments here for past two weeks.
1. You know what I hate more than eating bitter guard or combing my hair???
MEDICAL TESTS. Its a stupid formality which no one in the company will even bother to go through the reports, but then do I have a choice? Ignominy of my skin losing virginity to unknown gleaming hard thrusting needles in a blood test, keeping my brackish water and farces bottled without giving them the least privacy and exhibiting them , wearing a coat into which 100 Preetis can fit in for an XRay, Reading all possible combinations of alphabets in an eye test, letting the stethoscope explore my back and front... Anyways, its all over now thankfully.


2. Long live the power crisis!!:) yeah I have been provided with an electric stove, and since the power is never there, I hog out, hence saving me from my own cooking !!:)

3. I am in the company of fiver other people, three guys and two girls, one of the girls, Nanditha, qualifies as my friend, having all qualities from crazy to idiotic :). The other one is ok, a pure veggie, and has an infected brain which cannot distinguish between the aroma of potatoes and chicken fry, and we have to tell her its only potato, so that she does not die of her handkerchief pressed to her nose + mouth!!:)

4. The most deathly and destructive weapon is LOVE. No I am not suffering for the want of it, but I have it in excess. Am living with a Bengali family, who force me to eat with them, and my digestive system is really stubborn to work with their mustard oil and too much of turmeric in their victuals. I dont like people pampering me. Privacy to me is not leaving me alone in my personal issues (err..I dont have any as such:)) , but others keeping me out of their private lives . Hmph...

5. Apart from his cute round head and swayed brown colour, I love OBAMA for everything!!:) Something tells me it will be a non Bushy US from now.

6. I am supposed to be CATting now, but am BLOGging :). Did not take CAT this time. Dont ask me why. I ll tell you when I get to know why. Chennai, I promise I ll see you soon enough.

7. My childhood friend is getting married this November 30th, in this age of Internet and stuff, I still am in touch with her through inland letters. All of you wish her the best in life :):)

8. I don't like browsing centers much, they look dingy and creepy, even now the female next to me is staring at my window (sigh..the nuances of being a writer !!:)!:) ) . Will crap more often once I get a cubicle at office, now in training in seminar hall whole day listening to lectures, and somehow trying to learn the art of balancing my chin on palm eve in deep slumber:(:(
9. I have always viewed fridge as a mortuary but now, i really miss cold coffee, chill water and apples :(:(

10. I love and miss all of you and will catch up on your posts soon enough :):) HUGS !!:)






39 comments:

Richa said...

welcome back pre..
missed u soo soo much :)
n i were rryin ur number yday to wish u luck for CAT, but it could nt reach u, i had na intuition tht u aint taking it :D

n i am glad u r happy :)

Karthik said...

Cha Richa bet me!! Am 2nd :( .. Cursing her:p

Welcome back pepe!!! hw u do?? hw s job goin?? Got any snacks for me?? ;) Lol!!!

//Nanditha, qualifies as my friend, having all qualities from crazy to idiotic :)//
Like Partner in crime, its Partner in idiocy!!

//Am living with a Bengali family, who force me to eat with them, and my digestive system is really stubborn to work with their mustard oil and too much of turmeric in their victuals//

Wat kind of dishes they prepare?? no rasagullas?? :)

Is BHEL n Bangalore?? Wishes!! Happy Children's day!! lol!! :) Be soon!!

Preeti said...

@richa
HUGS :):)

@karthik
will write abt y job soon. so far so good :) cheers :) and don you dare curse poor richu:):)

prajyot said...

my first visit at ur blog..cool blog

Tara said...

Good to see you back Preetz! Missed you loads! :)

"even now the female next to me is staring at my window"

Hehe! Yeah, cyber cafes are really bad, and people seem to have their eyes more on other people's monitor, than on their own!

Good luck to your childhood friend! Wish her a really happy married life! :)

Priya Joyce said...

haah bakk wth a bang

miss catty how was the CAT

u in blore?
haha gud


:)

I'll try 2 be truthful said...

WOW inland letters :) reminded me of childhood. as for weird females gazing at you , just wink at her , you know the 'dostana' effect :P
funny friends is a necessity :)
*all the best with the nu job*

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Rià said...

Hey welcome back dear!!and glad to see u ranting and raving again. ;) He he i can understand wht u mus b goin thru, bengalis eat a lot, i hope they dont turn u into a glutton!!

Praveen said...

"Dont ask me why. I ll tell you when I get to know why."...hahhaa

its really a gr8 thing tht u and ur frend r keeping in touch thru inlands..I havnt seen one in about 5-6 years..

non-bushy US..cheers to that..

Anil Sawan said...

darling.. good to see ya.. take care of your stomach, u dnt wana end up in hospital for indigestion.. another session of syringes and medicines? ;-)

dnt rust the cybercafes.. i wdn want to read some stupid a**h***e who hacks your password and write s*** in your page!

enjoy ur time there dear.. wish you all success in BHEL. chill out..

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SAURABH AGGARWAL said...

nice read..
good to see someone still writing letters..

Black Panther said...

A tip to handle anbu thollai - Be yourself :) That'll scare them away :D

Unknown said...

missed your posts a lot...welcome back...u perversion doesn't even seem to be subsiding a wee bit...:)

Lucifer said...

hey wc back :)

n i cudnt stop laffn at #4...reminded me of d days i spent in Hyderabad surrounded my chillies...my stomach neva forgave me for that

n u missed ur CAT??? wat?? why??

Nikhil Menon said...

hehe..nice to c ya bac ere..Missed dis space badly.. :(
after all,how long cud ya leave all of us bhakthas?? :)

U in blr??and no posts on the men up der?? :X

*I dont like people pampering me. Privacy to me is not leaving me alone in my personal issues (err..I dont have any as such:)) , but others keeping me out of their private lives....*

I am goin thro similar issues rite ere wen my grandma goes out somewer tho I am learning the art of giving these things a MISS!!

And yeah...am praying for the faster allotment of ur cubicle at work now..No more excuses after tht k??

HUGS.. :)

Mana said...

Hog outside or yours will be the first case of committing suicide by eating food cooked by you ;)

Oh my, I have still preserved those inland letters written a decade ago though they've turned yellow.

King said...

ur too funny! :D

Kartz said...

:D heh heh heh... And... I shan't forget tht phone call so easily. ;)

Keshi said...
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Anonymous said...

haha.. varuga meendum varuga..
loved the post...

skin losing virginity... nice way to put it forth...

and all my friends are pure non-vegetarians.. so nose clenching trouble..

love sure is a deadly weapon.. how else could two-three -four time

power crisis.. the population of tamilnadu is sure gonna blast this year...thanks to power cuts...

and am gonna rip now...:)

vanilla sky said...

i too hate all these medical-related stuffs :( :(
yes, people in browsing centres are strange ...
you better not deprive your fans and post regularly :)

Vijayshryaln said...

Ur doin a gr8 job yaar... just keep goin..

Richa said...

i got sumthn for u babes check out

http://anglic-butterfly.blogspot.com/2008/11/overwhelmed.html

மேவி... said...

"and somehow trying to learn the art of balancing my chin on palm eve in deep slumber:(:("

ya. thts wat i did in my mba class sessions.

M.B.A. (masters in balancing administration)

he he he.

anyways; good post.

Sagari said...

U have a nice blog preeti

vinny said...

hey Preetz..great to c u back n as crazy as u r:):)
loved this one..the medical tests reminded me of an embarassing moment for me..v were all in the different stages of the tests n waiting for our reports/next test n stuff to give:):)...i had just taken a sonography!! suddenly, the lady at the counter called out to me loudly n said "Ms..you may empty ur bladder now!!!"

i wanted to empty much more:)

Anonymous said...

Another post full of mental kachra...hehe...Bangalore hasnt changed you a bit! Amen! But I doubt the other way is not true!! Hehe...
Btw, missed you! :)
Power cuts were seldom a case in Bangalore until some Electric engineering freak joined BEL and all power went gull...
I went to Bangalore last week and it was a terrible thing sitting at home with the power toggling every now and then!
Nice to know you live with a Bongo family...I love their cooking as much as their tongue (sheesh, not that way Ms.Pervert)...by which I mean their using "Ba" for "Wa"!! Picture this - "Binod is bite boshing the balls" is nothing but "Vinod is white washing the walls"!! Picture khatam! lolz..

Kartz said...

Something's waiting for you here...

http://kartzonline.blogspot.com/2008/11/award.html

Peace.

Hemanth Potluri said...

good to see ya preetz...:)...and i did miss u...i have to make a short comment sorry because have to read so many posts and will continue missing u sweet :)..dont eat junk too much :P..

urs..hemu..

Lucifer said...

hey smthn awaits u on my 100th post :)

Preeti said...

@prajot
thanks for visiting buddy :):)

Preeti said...

@tara
HUGSSS :):) yeah, wish i could attend her wedding :) HUGS for your wishes to her too :):)

@PJ
me very much in BLore :) and I didn write cat :) dunno why till now :(:(

@amr
dostana !!:) don get me started on it :) I claim to be straight and am till now straight !!:) but that movie got me confused :) cheers gurlie :):)

@ria
I am a hogger and an abstemious eater depending on food :) it requires great efforts to meet and live upto my taste buds and disgetive system at a go :) thanks dear :)

@praveen
hehe
:)
the inland intimacy cannot be found in anything else :) cheers dude :):)

Preeti said...

@sawan
hmmm. thanks mate. do keep missing me and looking forward to my bakwaaaaaaas !!:)

@saurabh
thanks buddy !!:)

@black panther
CHIIII PAAAA :P

@palani
Preeti alais Pervert !!:) PROUD OF myself for bveing one !!:0 not many ppl can have that amazing value !!:) cheers buddy :):)

@mayz
dunno why i missed cat yaar :( will tell you once i know :)

@multimenon
HUGS buddy :) will be back on a persistent basis soon enough :):)

@manasa
hmmm. waitin to blow up my first salary soon enough in eat outs :) and samie pinchie on inland letters :):)

Preeti said...

@king
:):) thanks for droppin by

@kartz
wat will you take to format your memory reg that phone call buddy ??? hmph :)

@keshi
hugs honey :) muah :):)

@chriz
loved your commewnt :):)

@vanilla
hehe sure buddy will bug you more often :):)

@vijay
thanks for the lovely words :):) feeling good :)

@richa
sure thingie hun :)

@mayvee
swwet comment there :) thanks buddy :)P)

@sagari
thanks buddy :)

@vin
ROFL :):)

@sree
sree if there were a pervert competition, think you and I will be neck to neck. I laughed out loud on Vinod, that the brow centre female came rushing to check I dont suffer from insanity :) and keep missing me :):)

@hemanth
sure thing :)

@kartz and mayz
am pleased :):)

Kartz said...

:D Me? Format MY memory? Look up skyward for a windfall... :p"

Vignesh C said...

Nowadays romba double meaning :)

Richa said...

Happy happy birthday girlie ;)

love u loads... come back soon :D